This is a petition that hereby requests that the director and writer of such movies as Alien Vs. Predator and Resident Evil, Paul W.S. Anderson, immediately cease in the creation of film. Time in and time out, Mr. Anderson has managed to destroy, butcher, and mangle potentially interesting and entertaining concepts. For over a decade, fans of the science fiction and horror genre patiently awaited the creation of a film pairing two of the most revered franchises in cinema history. As the wait drew to a close, these loyal fans were delivered not only an insult, but a complete slap in the face. Therefore, we, as a movie-going public, feel that it is necessary to attempt to prevent Paul W.S. Anderson from ever again creating movies that steal money from loyal fans, and are overall abominations. We, as upholders of decency, feel it is our duty to take a stand, and communicate to movie studios that we refuse to sit through films that are unfit for human consumption. And we, as a competent human race, cannot stand idly by as Mr. Anderson continues his defecation on modern cinema.