Reduce Oscar Phoniness

Dear Oscar-viewers,

I - Retarded demon Monkey - find that the Oscar show is becoming more and more phony due to the increasingly artificial speeches composed by what seem to be very malevolent writers. An actor should, in my opinion, be able to improvise in front of an audience and I see no reason why they should not be given this opportunity.

Of course, the "brains" behind the Oscars will want the show to run flawlessly so the viewer can enjoy it, but I feel - and if you agree, do sign the petition - that viewer numbers and reputation could improve dramatically if the show TRIED to make the award ceremony more attractive to intelligent people.

So sign this petition now if you want "Oscars 2008" to have presenters speak their mind and rid the Oscars in general of the plague that is their writers.