Thomas Family Easter Egg Hunt

We, the undersigned, demand that the famous "Thomas Family Easter Egg Hunt" be reinstated at the Thomas household (i.e. on 318 River St. in Forty Fort, PA) for this coming Easter Sunday, April 16th, 2006.

GIVE US BACK OUR EASTER EGG HUNT NOW! For year, the Thomas children have relied on your Easter eggs for income as well as a buffer to the hardships of modern-day society. It has also acted as an event for both competitive spirit and unity as well as an inspiration for future generations of Thomas children. In that time, the Thomas household has hosted many years of Easter Sunday events and raised over hundreds of Easter eggs and generated many Easter baskets.

To show our gratitude for all your hard work, we would like to offer to you the ashes of a one Hunter J. Thomas, the famous household pet that terrorized you over all those year and killed off so many of your offspring and fellow bunnies.

Therefore, we request that the Easter Bunny immediately reconsider this drastic move and bring back the Thomas Family Easter Egg Hunt that we all know and love.