Abort Tom Ryan
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- He is Jewish
- He is really stubborn,
-He is condencending,
-He is pretenious
- He uses big words on purpose,
- He smells worse then New Jersey
- He really is pretty smelly
- He doesn't shower daily, at times, weekly. Once months.
- His hygiene is not a action of envy
- He is unemployed
- He is liar
- He picks on his little sister
- He throws peoples things all over the place
- He change peoples online profile to inappropiate sites like the nazi party
- He rude
- He blunt
- He doesn't wash his hands after he masterbates
- He is a dirty jew (literally)
- He steals children from their bed rooms at night
- He sells smack to nazi's
- He conducts stem cell research on cloned Hitler's
- He holds graven images, worships false idols, and uses the lords name in vain
- He coveted his mother
- He uses profanity in front of small children
- He is a leech on society and will never amount to anything
- He is a communisy
- He is disrespectful towards woman in an unfriendly manner
- He litters
- He parks in handi-capped spots improperlly, TAKING UP TWO SPOTS.
- He makes fun of the mentally ill
- He doesn't wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle
- He leaves his turn signal on while going 35 miles an hour on the highway
- He is responable for all the diesase on the planet
- He is responable for orginal sin
- He killed Christ with his own hands
- He was CEO of Enron
- He has been responable for all genocide commited currently and formerly
- He planned, hijacked, and drove the planes on 9/11
- Osama Bin Laden answer to him
- He makes jokes about 9/11 and terrorism
These trangress shall be punished with extreme prejudice. The undersigned and I feel that he should be put back inside his dead mothers womb, then vaccummed out, and then scramble his brains. That's right. He just said put himself in his dead mother's womb. Only a man of pure evil would do that. We need no more proof. Just sign this damned thing, plug in the vacuum. Let's warm up this brain-scrambler.
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