Adam Lambert Fans Should Do it

This petition is about Adam Lambert. Well, it's kind of about him. It's related to Adam, honestly.

Now, WE THE UNDERSIGNED hereby Petition the above for... hmm... er... whatever. Our message: Taltopia irreparably sucks. Not only does it suck at conducting viral marketing campaigns (http://www.petitiononline.com/AdamIdol/petition-sign.html?), it also sucks as a business. Do we really need another mp3.com wannabe? C'mon, it's the year 2009 already.

Anyhoo, better visit www.expressdelivery.biz. We do not sell our stuff covertly, under false pretenses. We openly peddle Erectile Dysfunction and Female Frigidity meds. Oh, and don't forget to sign this petition of ours. Just do it! Just sign it! After all, signing this nonsense ain't no different from signing the equally nonsensical "Adam Lambert should have won American Idol."

So, what about Adam? We hope he will be one of our clients some day...