Banning Chicken Fries and Commercial

I, the undersigned of this petition, sign knowing that I am trying to ban Burger King's Chicken Fries and Commerical. The commerical has described the fries as being all white meat, like some sort of rock star high class dinner. Recently, I have consumed these chicken fries and heard my left ventricle slam shut, along with being totally disgusted from the quality of chicken. There is no white meat! In conclusion, it really doesn't matter what they taste like, the commerical is completely nauseating. Please take it off the air for the sake of the children, if nothing else...will someone please think of the children?!