bring Santa to Hans Island
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Dear Santa,
We the Undersigned really think you should consider relocating to Hans Island. After all, with Global Warming, the polar ice cap where you are living now will melt soon, and Hans Island is nearby.
By moving to Hans Island, you would really be helping out Hans and Hans, who are the only residents of Hans Island. They are lonely, and would be happy to have some elves around. They would even help make toys. And with more people (and elves) living on the island, it would help with their Sovereignty issues. Like you, Santa, Hans and Hans are neutral in the war between Canada and Denmark. If you and the elves were living on Hans Island, it would increase the security and happiness of the Hanses greatly.
Thank you Santa! Please make the Christmas wishes of Hans and Hans come true!!
We the Undersigned really think you should consider relocating to Hans Island. After all, with Global Warming, the polar ice cap where you are living now will melt soon, and Hans Island is nearby.
By moving to Hans Island, you would really be helping out Hans and Hans, who are the only residents of Hans Island. They are lonely, and would be happy to have some elves around. They would even help make toys. And with more people (and elves) living on the island, it would help with their Sovereignty issues. Like you, Santa, Hans and Hans are neutral in the war between Canada and Denmark. If you and the elves were living on Hans Island, it would increase the security and happiness of the Hanses greatly.
Thank you Santa! Please make the Christmas wishes of Hans and Hans come true!!
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1 October 2015
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Hans D
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A copy of the Petition might be addressed to Vбclav Klaus, President of the Czech Republic, whom many Czechs would like to see spending more time outside his home country. As a gesture of good will towards the Hanses, he may bring some Pilsener and compat
16 February 2015
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Rohit P
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Hans must be independant!! I've decided to have my honeymoon there! We want no Canadian or Danish peeps... The Hans brothers, are of course invited to the wedding, details of which shall be sent later.
5 January 2015
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25 June 2014
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Baz T
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Please Santa protect these desperately pathetic drunken folk of Hans Island from the evil Danes and Canadians; each countrys blood soaked past to vile to mention. I'm British: you dont find us sending our armies out terrorising people do you? PS Highly re
2 May 2014
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7 November 2013
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Deryck A
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Keep Hans Island free of the meddling of tyrranical governments!!! Setting up an offshore tax and gambling haven might be a good idea. [from Deryck Aubrey: born in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada; lived in Canada, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom and India;
28 October 2013
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19 September 2013
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Ole B
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Go for it Hans & Hans we will always support you regardless. Thanks for showing the frue colors of your flag !!
14 September 2013
4 April 2013
14 March 2013
5 March 2013
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people in Canada and Denmark and other interested nations
people in Canada and Denmark and other interested nations
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