Cookiefy The Wang
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We the people, of these united land masses of boundried governments across the entire globe of roundness, here by use our powers usually reserved for the good of midget kind, to state that what the world needs now, is cookies, SWEET COOKIE DOUGH WANGS!
To cookiefy the wang of the D, we will make people write their names down in the hope that...err...well...something might happen? If not we shall tape the wang (without the use of ducks mind) and we shall enforce the cookieness until the day we die! Or get bored and move onto something different like attempting to encourage Mr T to mate with trees, MR TREES I SAY!
But the point is, we want the wang and we want it cookie flavoured! Let Lors cookiefy the wang NOW!
To cookiefy the wang of the D, we will make people write their names down in the hope that...err...well...something might happen? If not we shall tape the wang (without the use of ducks mind) and we shall enforce the cookieness until the day we die! Or get bored and move onto something different like attempting to encourage Mr T to mate with trees, MR TREES I SAY!
But the point is, we want the wang and we want it cookie flavoured! Let Lors cookiefy the wang NOW!
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