End Cole's Suffering

This is the petition to put Cole out of his misery by ending his inane and meaningless life.



Cole was born with an unfortunately common and deadly disease known simply as "retardation". Symptoms include, but are not limited to, a severely limited vocabulary (being unable to speak a sentence without the words 'fuck' or 'gay' in it), being unaware that one is, in-fact, a retard, a strong desire to blend in with the crowd, and insists that colours can be flavours.



Most retards will never know that they themselves are retarded going through pointless lives working at McDonalds and bagging groceries. Due to lack of oxygen to the brain a retard has diminished motor functions limiting it to playing the most of basic of games, including: Pong, Solitaire, Ms. Pacman, and World of Warcraft.



How come one must suffer so? Simple. God hates them. As one pulls the plug on a family member in a coma, we must figurtively pull the plug on poor Cole whose only wish was to be a normal boy. YOU have choice, don't let poor Cole live in pain. Sign this petition so he may meet his sweet release sooner, rather than later.