Get proper food for Dave
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Dear Mr Woolhouse
Firstly, I apologise for using your Sunday name, but with me being a Badger and everything I'm not fully aware of the correct protocol when creating a petition, so I thought it best to be polite.
I'd like to say that I'm sick and tired of being kept in a dark shed and fed purely on bread and milk.
As I've said several times, I like hotdogs, beefburgers and lager. Please consider introducing one or more of these items into my diet.
Firstly, I apologise for using your Sunday name, but with me being a Badger and everything I'm not fully aware of the correct protocol when creating a petition, so I thought it best to be polite.
I'd like to say that I'm sick and tired of being kept in a dark shed and fed purely on bread and milk.
As I've said several times, I like hotdogs, beefburgers and lager. Please consider introducing one or more of these items into my diet.
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