Keep Katie Couric on "Today"
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Katie.
What ARE you thinking?! You cant leave TODAY.
Do you really want to sit behind a desk, and not on a richly upholstered sofa or easy chair with cool patterns, and read from a teleprompter for 30 minutes every night? Dont you want to venture out onto the plaza in the rain, snow, cold and humidity to smile at everyone from Aunt Millie to the Doublemint Twins and all of your adoring fans who have traveled from Bangor, Maine and Des Moines, Iowa to see you? Dont you want to chit chat and rub elbows with the celebs, or carry a purse cam at the Oscars? Dont you want to bake a casserole in 5 minutes with The Naked Chef or learn how to make doilies from gum wrappers with Martha? Dont you want to dress up like The Donald for Halloween? Who is going to tell Ann thanks so much after the news? When will you get the chance to tell tidbits about Carrie and Ellie? You wont get to go to the Olympics! You wont get to be up on stage with Jon Bon Jovi . You wont be able to say Good Morning today, _____ 2006. Sure, you can talk about Condi Rice and Tom DeLay, but its not the same as asking Tim Russert just how badly is the President doing?"
Need we go on?
If you really want to read the news that badly, ask Ann if you can fill in for her when she isnt there!
It wont be the same without you, Katie. You have lots and lots of people who want you to stay right where you are. Dont jump ship. Youll have to paddle pretty fast to keep up with the peacock.
What ARE you thinking?! You cant leave TODAY.
Do you really want to sit behind a desk, and not on a richly upholstered sofa or easy chair with cool patterns, and read from a teleprompter for 30 minutes every night? Dont you want to venture out onto the plaza in the rain, snow, cold and humidity to smile at everyone from Aunt Millie to the Doublemint Twins and all of your adoring fans who have traveled from Bangor, Maine and Des Moines, Iowa to see you? Dont you want to chit chat and rub elbows with the celebs, or carry a purse cam at the Oscars? Dont you want to bake a casserole in 5 minutes with The Naked Chef or learn how to make doilies from gum wrappers with Martha? Dont you want to dress up like The Donald for Halloween? Who is going to tell Ann thanks so much after the news? When will you get the chance to tell tidbits about Carrie and Ellie? You wont get to go to the Olympics! You wont get to be up on stage with Jon Bon Jovi . You wont be able to say Good Morning today, _____ 2006. Sure, you can talk about Condi Rice and Tom DeLay, but its not the same as asking Tim Russert just how badly is the President doing?"
Need we go on?
If you really want to read the news that badly, ask Ann if you can fill in for her when she isnt there!
It wont be the same without you, Katie. You have lots and lots of people who want you to stay right where you are. Dont jump ship. Youll have to paddle pretty fast to keep up with the peacock.
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