Keep Undead Fucking Annihilation Together

Please consider for a moment what the disbanding of your musical group would do to us, the fans, and to all who have heard your talent. Without a band as badass and energetic as you, we, the fans, would have no place to turn for a reason to cause mass chaos, fight, break shit, or any other form of rebellion and law-breaking. This would be a terrible thing to come upon the punk and hardcore teens (excepting posers, of course) of the United States of America. Your extremely loud guitar riffs, very simple yet extremely fast drum beats, powerful bass lines, and of course, your horirbly disfigured vocals are what the aforementioned people need to continue their life. While you may argue that we, the fans, could simply buy and listen to your soon to come Compact Disc album "Anarchy in the Suburbs" please realize that hearing you through our stereo speakers and experiencing the U.F.A. MOSH! are in no way the same thing. The first could not even compare to the second. We hope that you take care in reading this petition and put some thought into keeping Undead Fucking Annhiliation together.