LKP Premium Chocolate In the Candy Cupboard
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LKP employees are the finest advertising people. Nay, the finest people. Therefore LKP employees deserve only the finest dark chocolate in their candy cupboard.
In a recent study, 100\% of LKP employees were found to have blood-pumping hearts. In a separate study, premium dark chocolate was found to contain polyphenols, plant substances that lower blood pressure and promote good heart health. Research found no evidence of premium chocolate in the LKP candy cupboard.
Finally, the talk around town is that LKP employees tend to enjoy things that taste good. When asking around town, "What tastes good?" the townsfolk response was invariably "premium dark chocolate."
So let us join, rally, unite brethren in the name of premium dark chocolate.
In a recent study, 100\% of LKP employees were found to have blood-pumping hearts. In a separate study, premium dark chocolate was found to contain polyphenols, plant substances that lower blood pressure and promote good heart health. Research found no evidence of premium chocolate in the LKP candy cupboard.
Finally, the talk around town is that LKP employees tend to enjoy things that taste good. When asking around town, "What tastes good?" the townsfolk response was invariably "premium dark chocolate."
So let us join, rally, unite brethren in the name of premium dark chocolate.
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