Paris Hilton, you have broken the law, again, and been sentenced to forty five days in jail as punishment. This is the same punishment which anyone else committing your crime would have to face, and yet you have publicly decried it as unfair and gone so far as to ask Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon you for your offense. It is painfully obvious that you deem yourself "special" and above the law. It is time for you to face reality and come to the understanding that you are no more important or special than anyone else. Therefore we, the undersigned, ask that you cease immediately with your incessant whining and self important complaining and, as a favor to all of humanity, serve your sentence in respectful silence and obedience.