Petition for MARS to invest in a goat!!
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I am creating this petition to get MARS to invest in a goat that we can store out the back of MARS.
I think it's important for team spirit and leadership that we have a goat to feed and play with and annoy the neighborhood with.
And instead of wasting mouldy hot dogs and left over chips, we can throw it out the back to the goat which will reduce our carbon foot print!
As another means of income, we can charge the kids at sports days 3 dollars to go for a goat ride!
I cannot see any negatives with this, and if it does start to become annoying then we can just put it down and eat it at the XMAS dinner (which once again would cut the costs required to hold such an event).
Win, win, win in my humble opinion!!!
I think it's important for team spirit and leadership that we have a goat to feed and play with and annoy the neighborhood with.
And instead of wasting mouldy hot dogs and left over chips, we can throw it out the back to the goat which will reduce our carbon foot print!
As another means of income, we can charge the kids at sports days 3 dollars to go for a goat ride!
I cannot see any negatives with this, and if it does start to become annoying then we can just put it down and eat it at the XMAS dinner (which once again would cut the costs required to hold such an event).
Win, win, win in my humble opinion!!!
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