Petition to Re-Criminalize Adultery and Its Biblical Punishment Prescribed in the Christian Bible

Christians who supported Proposition 8 in California to ban gay marriage have stated that they have done so without malice to protect the sanctity of marriage. Recently, I have seen several (poorly) designed shirts, posters and signs that have been released onto the Internets depicting a bathroom-style stick figure in pants, the addition sign (+), a skirted female figure, the equal sign (=) and the word marriage. Perhaps this is just my dyscalculia speaking, but I have always believed that marriage was about love, not math.



Gay activists have nonsensically responded to this loving stand with marches, rallies, calls to abolish divorce and even A Day without a Gay movements (an attempt to get homosexuals to call-in gay to work). These misguided individuals have obviously overlooked the love and care with which supporters of Prop 8 conducted their campaign to defend the holiness of their heterosexual marriages. It is clear to me that Prop 8 supporters have taken a decisive and necessary step in protecting their unions against the homosexual menace.



Individuals who supported Prop 8 have (with respect and compassion) protected their marriages from the threat of His and His bath towels, the mind-boggling prospect of deciphering whether Larry or Mark is the man, as well as having to ponder what it is, exactly, that lesbians do in bed anyway. With these potentially devastating circumstances in mind, I have decided to lovingly and respectful aid these ailing Christians in protecting the sanctity of their marriages by moving to repeal the no fault divorce law in California, re-criminalize adultery and reinstate its punishment as prescribed in the Bible.



Adultery is one of the primary reasons cited for a divorce despite an exhaustive search; I can find no evidence that anyone has ever cited gay marriage as the reason for their divorce proceedings. The Tenth Commandment clearly forbids adultery (although, oddly enough, none of the Commandments speak of the sin of gay marriage) and that it is a crime punishable by death. Jesus taught that it is a sin (though he never mentioned that sex between two people of the same gender is at all sinful {?}). Adultery is a serious threat to the sanctity of marriage.



The re-criminalization of adultery would not only be beneficial (and Biblically compliant) to the institution of marriage, but would also aid in our countrys economic re-vitalization! Carpenters (Jesus profession) would receive massive influx of new business for the creation of stocks in which to keep male adulterers and seamstresses could make extra money sewing together scarlet As for adulteresses.



Please, I ask you to sign my petition to repeal Californias no fault divorce law and re-criminalize adultery, and reinstate its punishment as prescribed in the Christian Bible by clicking here. I will be sending the is petition, once it has reached 50,000 votes, to California lawmakers so that they may consider doing Gods appointed duty and writing this archaic and out-dated mode of social control into law once again.



I would ask that you post this message, as well as a link to the petition on your blog or website, e-mail this message and link to possible supports, and tell as many other people as possible. Together, we can aid our heterosexual brothers and sisters defend the sacredness of their marriages.