Please Help Dustin Yontz!!!

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Our beloved friend Dustin- AKA Sideshow has this girlfried. He took her from the arms of SuperBowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger; there is only one problem- Dustin should be single, sign this petition and help Sideshow get single again, so he can do stuff like beat up refidgerators, or take pony kegs from the neighbors. While I realize that he was not single at the time of these events, immagine what Sideshow would be like if he was:
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7 April 2010
1. shawn bagley | i've been working on this for years
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