RI is Infinitely Better than CE

I. Preamble

It is well known that Random Insanity trumps Current Events in ways that are infinite and incomparable. The reason is obvious and true. But how can this be proved? There needs to be a petition, of course.


II. Truth is True

Yes, it is, as applicable to now.


III. The RI Has Grandfathers Clause

RI has grandfathers. This is now a statement that is fact.


IV. Heil Satan!

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.


V. Why RI is Better

1. Superior cheese
2. Akaline batteries
3. Spiderman leotards
4. Yams
5. Japanese lesbians
6. ???
7. Profit!


VI. Dications Begins Now

Whoa. My hands. Theyre, like, HUGE. Whats going on? I I can see the music, man! I can FEEL it!

VII. Everytime an RIer Doesnt Sign This Petition, God Kills a Puppy

So sign it now!