Robmard
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We, the undersigned, hereby request and require that you stop being such a pooner and return to your cheesing ways of yore and/or yesteryear.
Further, we demand you commit to a minimum subsistence level of cheese, even in the case of any or all of the following circumstances:
- being attacked
- the horrors of the DAAAAAAAAAYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT
- miscellaneous car-related issues, including (but not limited to) fiking, selling, modifying, driving, putting up on blocks, buffing with a diaper, thinking about and/or jerking off about, any car you may or may not own
- additional fortification
Finally, we state unequivocally that it is time to find your fucking string and send some GODDAMN CHEESE.
Further, we demand you commit to a minimum subsistence level of cheese, even in the case of any or all of the following circumstances:
- being attacked
- the horrors of the DAAAAAAAAAYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT
- miscellaneous car-related issues, including (but not limited to) fiking, selling, modifying, driving, putting up on blocks, buffing with a diaper, thinking about and/or jerking off about, any car you may or may not own
- additional fortification
Finally, we state unequivocally that it is time to find your fucking string and send some GODDAMN CHEESE.
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