STFU Whiney Children

We, people old enough to understand that being under 18 means you can't always do everything you want, have been endlessly irritated by whiney little bitches moaning how they're quite rightly barred from skirmishing. Hell, when I was their age, I was looking forward to getting laid and drinking, but these emo brats are annoyed they can't run around in a field. Anyhoo, we agree with the view that anyone under 18 is immature and incapable of proper game play. All who sign this petition want these children to STFU, be barred from airsoft fields, and also want to ask their parents to keep their offspring off the internet.