Stop _Bad_ PetitionOnline Petitions
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My name is John Conner, and I am from the future. In the future, the _idiotic_ petitions at PetitionOnline.com have taken over. Slaughter women and children, spairing the men for no aparent reason. In the future, our world is in termoil. People listening to such petitions, making changes so extreme it takes us decades to get back on track.
This does not mean all of PetitionOnline.com is bad, but some petitions have to go!
Petitions in the future like, "Blow up Russia" directed to the US, and "Melt Canada" directed to the UK. "Ban Violent Videogames" directed in every which direction. "Make anime look like US Cartoons" directed wards Japan. It is a sad world in the future, that our world leaders follow such petitions and listen. Please for the sake of humanity, don't let this go on! You must stop bad petitions at all costs! Join me! Lend me your support! Together we will stop them! Violent games must live on as well!
We, in the future, are in a sad despeate stage of life to attempt that giving in to hope (and time travel,) that I may reach the world, and explain the situation. Now I must return back to my own time, in hopes that life will have been different.
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