Stop Sumabura Dissections!

As the students of Smash Bros. Academy are aware, Zoology is a very dissection-heavy class. In fact... it's pretty much nothing but dissections. There are no alternative assignments offered, and there's only one Zoology teacher, so if you want to learn about it, you have no choice but to dissect. This semester's assignments thus far include:

Lab 1: Mudkip
Lab 2: Goonies
Lab 3: Prinnies
Lab 4: Mr. Saturn
Lab 5: Snifits
Lab 6: Sluggy the Unshaven
Midterm/Lab 7: Oho Jees
Lab 8: Baby Sheegoth
Lab 9: Ivalician Moogle

Many of these creatures are sentient species. Snifits, Oho Jees, Prinnies, Mr. Saturns, and Ivalician Moogles are capable of speech. Mr. Saturns are not only endangered on Nowhere Island, but they're actually highly intelligent; a few living in Eagleland managed to build a time machine! (With help from a few scientists of course.)
There are currently 32 Pokemon at Sumabura, both as students and faculty members. At one point, there was even a Mudkip enrolled!
The Prinnies used during the dissection were still conscious and screaming for it. Prinnies are currently outlawed for things like that, actually!

Intelligent or no, dissecting baby ANYTHINGS just isn't right, if you ask me.

What we want is to get rid of the dissections. There are alternatives out there, like interactive computer simulations and artificial models! Even if we can't totally stop the dissections, they should at least offer an alternative assignement for people who aren't comfortable doing them.