Winter: GO AWAY ALREADY.
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We, the undersigned, are hereby officially sick and tired of cold weather including but not limited to:
* Temperatures less than 50 degrees
* High wind, or pretty much any wind that isn't a nice warm spring breeze
* Ice / Sleet / Snow / and that damned "Wintry Mix" especially
* Temperatures at night close to freezing
- and during the day for that matter.
We demand that winter stop being a punkass ho and step aside for spring.
Temperatures still being in the low 40's this time of year is completely unacceptable. Forecasts this time of year with random chances of snow out of nowhere is an outrage. Mid-March should NOT require the use of a winter coat, scarf, fleece headband, and gloves to be comfortable in the mid-atlantic. I'm sure anyone further North would be happy with some mild weather as well.
Winter, we do not wish to see any more of you until December 21, 2005.
* Temperatures less than 50 degrees
* High wind, or pretty much any wind that isn't a nice warm spring breeze
* Ice / Sleet / Snow / and that damned "Wintry Mix" especially
* Temperatures at night close to freezing
- and during the day for that matter.
We demand that winter stop being a punkass ho and step aside for spring.
Temperatures still being in the low 40's this time of year is completely unacceptable. Forecasts this time of year with random chances of snow out of nowhere is an outrage. Mid-March should NOT require the use of a winter coat, scarf, fleece headband, and gloves to be comfortable in the mid-atlantic. I'm sure anyone further North would be happy with some mild weather as well.
Winter, we do not wish to see any more of you until December 21, 2005.
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Morris Peters
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Mother Nature, the Jet Stream, God, Atmosphere, or whatever you believe in
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