Blondes and Friends Against Dove Hair Products and Advertising

We, the offended blondes of America, hereby call Dove to immediately stop their advertisements discriminating against blondes. Of all the beauty types seen as beautiful, being blonde was not one of them. Therefore, your reversed discrimination instantly makes you a hypocrite and abolishes any validity to your so called tolerant views on beauty. Stop airing the hateful advertisements immediately or suffer the effects of the boycott of your products by blondes.