Canadian Ninjas
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I Divado Dukes am a very non political person, so thats why I believe The Canadian Government should Invest in better Peace Fighters as some like to call them, which we all know they are all really there to Kill the so called enemy and to defend us in the mere future when the US decides to act like the Nazis they really are and try to take over Canada Im sure youve realized by now that Im talking about our Canadian Army which is pretty crappy, so what we should do is get rid of every last soldier we have, sell all of our weapons of mass destruction and in vest innn ... ... A Top Secret Ninja Training Camp, yes my fellow Canadians thats right I think are Peace Fighters should be Ninjas, think about it, no body would be able to over power us because the only thing that could come even CLOSE to killing a Ninja is a Pirate Or another Ninja which dont exist any more so weed be the most fared country in the world once we unleash them in the next war we take part in think about the stealthy-ness, cool swords (and other various Weapons), they can practically fly, they know how to disappear, super fast the list goes on over all there the ultimate fighting machine so if your with me then sign.
I Divado Dukes am a very non political person, so thats why I believe The Canadian Government should Invest in better Peace Fighters as some like to call them, which we all know they are all really there to Kill the so called enemy and to defend us in the mere future when the US decides to act like the Nazis they really are and try to take over Canada Im sure youve realized by now that Im talking about our Canadian Army which is pretty crappy, so what we should do is get rid of every last soldier we have, sell all of our weapons of mass destruction and in vest innn ... ... A Top Secret Ninja Training Camp, yes my fellow Canadians thats right I think are Peace Fighters should be Ninjas, think about it, no body would be able to over power us because the only thing that could come even CLOSE to killing a Ninja is a Pirate Or another Ninja which dont exist any more so weed be the most fared country in the world once we unleash them in the next war we take part in think about the stealthy-ness, cool swords (and other various Weapons), they can practically fly, they know how to disappear, super fast the list goes on over all there the ultimate fighting machine so if your with me then sign.
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100 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
21 November 2015
100.
That Asianguywhohiresbartonthesimpsonswhenhebecomeslikeaninjamenub
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Canadian soldier must be fast like rabbit and awesome like ninja
29 September 2015
3 August 2015
11 June 2015
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Hewhocantbenamed Jacobs
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Naruturd is an idiot. And why would Canad need ninjas? It's got syrup and meese. LONG LIVE THE MEESE.
13 May 2015
8 May 2015
95.
Cameron Winters
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Ninjas flip out and kill people all the time! If you don't believe me you had better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!
6 May 2015
94.
Kenny M
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Hmm hmm mmm hmm mm hmm hmmm hmhmm hmhmhm mmmh hhhm mm hmhm hm mmm hmmm hm mmm hmm hmm hmm!
1 May 2015
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15 January 2015
24 December 2014
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Anthony D
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I believe you are mistaken. You see, I live in Texas, and it's already been conquered by the Canadian Ninjas. They just don't tell everyone so as not to inspire panic.
15 December 2014
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2 January 2014
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Noremac Roach
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This one time, I saw this ninja friend of mine totally flip out on my other friend just because my other friend missed a pass in basketball.
1 December 2013
26 November 2013
79.
Hilary C
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OH yes you did Bill. I say everything. I SAW YOU WITH MONICA LEWINSKI, THE BLONDE AND AL GORE!!! LIAR!!! TURD!!!
18 November 2013
78.
Oh Myp
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let us yonder to the ninja...........hehehe u and ur peanell bacon.....hi^^ jesus......i love u....go to hell testicles
9 September 2013
77.
Geroge Dubyab
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I endorse this, we really need to help our neighbors to the north, they are weak and useless. And Naruturd is an idiot. And a Douch, DOUCH!!!
13 April 2013
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