GAnJ BuRN SoCiETY
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This is a petition stating that, GAnJ BuRN is the coolest motherfuckin weed smoking circle of friends. If you all enjoy the consumption of marijuana illegal goods as well as sharing it with friends to all enjoy, this is the place to be!
This Petition here by states that marijuana should IN FACT become legal but in doing so GAnJ BuRN gets green hit on all the public of america. Meaning, if we see someone walking down the street we will walk up to them and ask them to pack us a bowl or bong and let us get green hit. If marijuana does become LEGAL, this petition will support that the GAnJ BuRN Society obtains 100 lbs of marijuana (not swag) each month from the government! The governement as well must do the following as well if marijuana becomes legal to our society:
*Give SUV's. (WHITE WALL THAT SHIT)
*Give us bongs and other drug parafaneila on demand.
*Give us each a house. (not a shitty one either)
*Hot women when we demand it.
*A talking dog.
*A bigass blimp.
*Our own state.
*Underground lair
*Batman's suit
*Access to a spaceship
Why?
Why not! We will smoke everyone up if this happens and spread of the good word of peace and joy around the world.
Sincerely yours,
GAnJ BuRN SoCiEtY
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