Pull the Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream product from store shelves

We, the below signed, are tired of marketing of sub-par products, more to the point Dr. Pepper Berries & Cream.which, by the way, tastes like a carbonated cough syrup and probably should not be ingested by individuals with an active set of taste receptors on their tongue! To appease us we would like a sacrifice, remove the product from all store shelves before more consumer related damage is done and we become so disillusioned that we give up on capitalism all together and revert to archaic system of barter, before one more innocent childs perspective of whats good, right, and tasty is so severely tainted that he gives up hope on the whole soft drink industry, before one more thirsty, parched construction worker takes a swig of this repugnant liquid becoming so distracted he forgets rivet a support beam and a whole building comes collapsing down months after its completion, before one more underpaid, under appreciated desk jock spends his last remaining pocket change after the house payments been made and liquid gold (gas) is put into his car so he may perpetuate the cycle of survival only to find that hes been ripped another one by big business thus leading to a mean spirited attitude at work, his dismissal from said job, and his active participation in being a drain to our economy through unemployment, before one more genuinely decent man whos spent his life longing for someone he can overwhelm with his love and adoration brings home a vile bottle of this substance to his beloved only to thoroughly offend her and lead to an out and out rejection and an inevitable heartbreak which scars him for life and leaves him alone, a shut-in, who bathes only once a week. This product is an eminent danger to society and this MUST be rectified as expediently as possible.