Put the Iden back in Ject

Today's world is one riddled with depair; poverty, terrorism, and spite run rampant in the streets of even our most sophisticated metropolises. In a time when human kindess and compassion is needed most, a most heinous crime has been committed.
Four young children from the south of Florida created a musical group---Ject, to be precise. Their "rude concoction" of funk and pop, as they so arrogantly called it, proved to be significantly significant, so significant to the point of being tremendously significant; in simpler terms, they had a few solid songs. Old cheese spoils, however, and the four soon became three. Unjust judgements and fierce arguments tore the group apart, casting lead guitarist and master trout fisherman Jesse Iden into the depths of the Netherworld. Such talent should never be wasted, squandered, or deleted. With this petition I hope we, as a world community, can make clear the importance of Jessica " Jesse" Iden's position in Ject. Here's to domestic violence!