Remove AFFLECK NOW!!!!!!

We are petitioning to have Ben Affleck permanently removed from any and all movies. This petition will have a major effect on all movies starring Ben Affleck. We would like to have his face and likeness removed from all movies that he has starred in besides "Mallrats". We feel he has had a negative effect on the creative artform of film making and want him banned from all prospective films and would like his face superimposed with the likeness of Michael Keaton in all existing films starring "Assflex". He is a tool and should officially be sent to a foreign country for a public whipping. An area of asian people would be the prime choice. They are damn pissed for being so short and would love to take it out on Affleck, cause he's tall.

Please sign our petition to have Affleck banned, humiliated, and shamed in front of the Hollywood community.