Save The Weckler Neck-Chain Appeal

TO PROTECT AND PRESERVE THE INTEGRITY OF AN HISTORIC AND CULTURALLY FASCINATING NECK-CHAIN BELONGING TO, AND ATTACHED THEREON TO, ADRIAN M WECKLER

This is a plea to the conscience of the world to protect my neck-chain from being decommissioned as per the demands of 'certain people' who shall remain nameless (but who like lavender spray, mangos and the Observer newspaper's problem page). Such people originally outlined a deadline of the end of September 2004 but, upon pleas of clemency, appeals to mercy and one box of chocolates, acceded to a request staying execution of the task until December 31st, 2004.

However, as proponent of the petition, I, Adrian M Wankler, believe that a body of opinion world-wide, expressed freely and without coercion, verified through the provision of signatures below, may save indefinitely this lovable, if grotty, industrial chord dangling around my osophogous.

I therefore ask the people of the world to support my mission to save my neck-chain.

Thank you. And God bless you.