A Sandwich For Ms. Ann Coulter

Ms. Ann Coulter, one of America's most beloved authors known for her frankness, articulation, and incorruptable soul which never lies, is slowly turning into Skeletor. This petition will be circulated in hopes that, with enough signitures, we might buy her a sandwich to delay or even reverse her dangerous metamorphosis.

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Goal

364 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

364. Dave K | Do we get to choose the dog that will provide what will be between the slices of bread?

363. What Al | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

362. Tim H | Eat a sandwich Ann! No one can take you seriously when you look like Kate Moss!

361. Kyle F | I support this petition

360. Namrema Browning | Feed the Hateful One!

359. Alcoh Richard | I support this petition

358. Marvin M | I support this petition

357. Zachary M | I support this petition

356. Simon H | I support this petition

355. Tim E | I've never been more certain of anything in my life. (Who's Ann Coulter?)

354. M Shepard | Her soul is corrupt, she CANNOT be a christian with her views. She's evil. Get her a sandwich with anthrax.

353. Vivian R | We should feed her Sally...between bread. Viva Africa!

352. Alex C | God help us we need good looking conservatives. I can't kill kittens looking at Mortimer Zuckerman and Marty Peretz

351. Tyler H | Lets decide on a sandwich! I propose this one, the "slANNder". It is better than all the sandwiches made by the liberals and you KNOW they are lying, promiscuous sluts, and god knows where their hands have been. It has more of the same type of mayo, more

350. Jay F | Make it mayo on white bread. Anything else would be too liberal.

349. Fu Newman | she can only have a sandwich if she promises to choke on it.

348. Freedom Isonthemarchw | BEST PRESIDENT EVER !

347. Bradley S | I cant wait until Ann is DEAD

346. Ruth C | Ann Did You Get A Brain Implant Too?

345. Penn Ise | Lefties are fags.

344. Kirk S | I support this petition

343. Jim A | Eat!

342. Wesley Kennethh | I support this petition

341. Leonardcohen Klein | If Ms. Coulter finds that a sandwich is unpalettable, then might I suggest a gyros on a pita.

340. Richard M | eat

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By: Nikki Willis

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Petition target:
Ms. Ann Coulter's agent