Anti-Gimilz Legislature

To the citizens of Azeroth,

Long has been the day in which Gimilz the paladin has plagued our lands. He is constantly hording over us, bringing us down into evil and he must be stopped. If it were not for Gimilz, the threat of the scourge would be gone, the dragon flights would return uncorrupted to our world to protect our fair lands, and Nefarius would close down his lair atop Blackrock Mountain and return to his chosen profession of motivational speaker.

But behold, Gimilz plague persists. Therefore, the citizens of Azeroth must take action and rid our lands of Gimilz once and for all. This petition is the first in what will be many steps in order to drive Gimilz out. Once we receive enough signatures our Anti-Gimilz legislature will be put on the next ballot. Once the legislation is passed by the people, we will have the authority to drive Gimilz back to the nether-regions from wence he came.

So, I beg you, citizens of Azeroth, place your signature on this petition. We can stop Gimilz! We can put an end to his evil ways. And once Gimilz is gone we can once again stand side-by-side in peace and harmony and rejoice.