Ashlee Simpson should be hung

Dear Mr. Bush or whoever the hell is in power in your country.

The undersigned believe that a Miss Ashlee Simpson (that could be a Mr, we really don't know) has commited too many crimes against humanity. She is as bad as Saddam Hussein.

We all know that Mr. Hussein is going to be hung. The undersinged request that Ashlee Simpson be hung alongside him.

This is a win-win situation. Not only are you saving the world from terrible music and a talentless, horrible, worthless role model, you will be humiliating Saddam Hussein more that anyone could imagine.

We really would like this and if you go through with it, England will aid you whenever you decide to invade the rest of the world (I mean, everyone knows you will - its not if - its when). Well that is if you decide to invade England, which would be very very silly. I mean you got fooled by Borat - played by an English man. Heh, great movie. Anyway we could take you on any time America! But lets not. After all we did win WWII. And yes I know you won the War of Independance - but we let you have that! You didn't have a chance, but we decided to let you win because we didn't like America anyway. We still own the Falklands and we beat Argentina. Lets stay buddies and nothing nasty will happen.

Aaaaaaaaanyway, we want Ashlee hung. Next to Saddam Hussein. Full stop (we don't use period).

Don't ever take me seriously.