Ban Stuff

I propose a ban of all things 'Stuff' and all affiliates of 'Stuff' including, and not excluding, registered trademarks and or copyrighted material.

Stuff is useless, it serves only a meaningless filler between conversation and creates an ever worsening blot on the landscape. But Stuff is more than just annoying, oh yes. It is also damaging, and deadly in large quantities. One need only look at the poor victims of the so called reality tv show 'Big Brother' to see how daily exposure to large amounts of meaningless 'Stuff' can turn well mannered and civillised people into brainless idiots.

We must stop the ever daily increase Stuff. Everywhere you look Stuff is on the increase. Even a quick glance at the tv schedueles or glossy magazines will give you a humans lifetime dose of 'Stuff'in one go.

Forget all those campaigns about Global Warming and saving the O-Zone Layer. 'Stuff' will be tommorows world killer. Please people stop this ticking time bomb before it gets out of hand and turns the whole world into Zombies. Ban Stuff.


Thankyou for your time,