Bomberman violently captured and detained, help him at all cost, right now

For the sake of Freedom and Justice, he needs your help.
Please spread the unfortunate news through all your channels.
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Bomberman was enjoying a jungle trip hunting for Pac-Man in Polynesia. On friday July 25 he was captured for no reason at all besides being full of bombs and is now detained in the USA's Guantanamo Bay detention camp. He was carrying more than 1200 bombs at the time of his violent arrest. He is now considered a terrorist by the US army and God knows what treatment he is getting now. It must be made clear to the authorities that Bomberman is not engaged in war and carrying bombs is in his nature. Now time is precious and I ask you all to carry the word however you can that Bomberman is not a threat and that he is not guilty of any crime or violation as the bombs are part of his organic system and need to be layed as the chicken lay his eggs nothing more than that. He has the right to exist no matter his disfunction. I call you all to action and protest for Truth, Justice and Dignity. I am scared that he might be used against his will to lay bombs for warfare and that such is the reason for all of this.

My name is Dr. Blast and I implore you to immediate response for the sake of our hero.

Bomberman is not a terrorist and he has to be let free now, in dignity, and his name and reputation is to be cleared and those responsible for this crime against his due freedom are to be punished no matter their rank or involvement.