"Bouchedags" is Terrible and Makes Us Want to Shit

Dear Microsoft:

We are so mad at you right now. For reals.

We, the Undersigned, have recently been subjected to the horrible, terribly unfunny short "Bouchedags", which recently won first prize in the Xbox Live Originals contest. We feel that it was offensively unfunny and would rather wipe our collective asses with a million rusty steel wool pads before ever watching another episode of this again.

Did you even watch this piece of shit? When we watched it, we all died a little on the inside. That's how we know it was bad...we're a little more dead. Some of us even puked.

By enabling people like this to continue creating terrible content like this, you are showing the world what awful jackasses you are. We demand that you take back any award or deal that you might have made with these fucktards and choose another winner.

Please...we want you to choose another winner. Something...anything but this.

"Bouchedags" is the worst short film to ever be created. We hope you realize your horrendous mistake and take the proper steps to correct it.

Thank you.