Brendan Ekstrom Solo Album
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Brendan Ekstrom, more man then the collective population of earth (including Middle Earth from The Lord of the Rings and Waterworld Earth from the shitty ass Kevin Costner movie, Waterworld). When he plays one note on his guitar, the whole world is pregnant. Seriously, he's that powerful.
So why should he NOT make a solo record?
Dear Mr. Ekstrom, we would be grateful if you can make a solo album for us. Plus, the whole world will benefit!
The effects of your solo record are as follows:
1) AIDS, cancer, and ugly will be cured! No more ugly! Flava Flav will be good enough to date.
2) The Chicago Cubs will win a World Series.
3) World peace shall come and world hunger shall end.
4) Thanksgiving won't be Christmas Part One anymore.
5) Dane Cook will actually be funny.
The whole world rests on your solo record. Help us Brendan Ekstrom, you are our only hope.
So why should he NOT make a solo record?
Dear Mr. Ekstrom, we would be grateful if you can make a solo album for us. Plus, the whole world will benefit!
The effects of your solo record are as follows:
1) AIDS, cancer, and ugly will be cured! No more ugly! Flava Flav will be good enough to date.
2) The Chicago Cubs will win a World Series.
3) World peace shall come and world hunger shall end.
4) Thanksgiving won't be Christmas Part One anymore.
5) Dane Cook will actually be funny.
The whole world rests on your solo record. Help us Brendan Ekstrom, you are our only hope.
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