Ceymick Should Move to the Yukon

We, the undersigned, would like to ask Ceymick to stop sucking so much of our time away at timesucker.blogspot.com. Sure, we recognize our own fault in actually visiting his site. But you can't blame us, really. What with snappy writing and a wealth of easily accessible diversions, we acknowledge the lemming-like nature with which we're drawn to his site.

Serious, dude, we're not getting any work done anymore. Bowmaster itself cost my company millions of dollars. And then you add into that things like PostSecret? Fuggit abowdit.

We're simply moths to the timesucking exterior porch light that is timesucker.blogspot.com. Please -- for the love of all that's holy and productive in the world -- just move to the Yukon or some other remote place without a broadband connection.