Dammit, Gothie And Emp Should Date

We, the undersigned, do hereby state that we are of the opinion that the chatter known as goth_spice57, aka Gothie, should go on a date with the chatter known as empire_of_one, aka Mr. Emp, at a place and time to be mutually agreed upon by the above named chatters, no later than one (1) month from the time that the 100th signature is received for this petition. I certify that I have entered my name upon this petition of my own free will, and that I am of sound mind and body.