Deport Liam Cullinane!

Liam Cullinane is an illegal immigrant, Marxist and Atheist! Every week at half past eight, Sunday morning this Preacher of Evil and Immorality gives loud speeches to a mob of supporters near the intersection of Hennepin Avenue and Lake Street in the great city of Minneapolis. This group of "Cullinanists" grows stronger each week, last Sunday there were some one hundred and fifty people cheering and whooping for his inflammatory speeches! This would be bad enough except that he does this less than a mile away from the Lake Street Church of John the Baptist and his dark rhetoric can be heard by the local congregation on their way to church. In one incident me and my four year old child Abraham Jr. and I were chatting to a friend outside the church when a Cullinane influenced mob marched by the church bearing images of Karl Marx and Lenin whilst chanting "God is Dead, Long Live Man!". Little Abraham burst into tears! Cullinane's influence has grown in the local colleges too, at Metropolitan State University there is even a "Cullinanist Young Revolutionaries Group"! Cullinane is known to be affiliated to the "Bartizan Bloc", an international group of Communists, Anarchists and Middle Eastern Terrorists! Until now Cullinane has hidden behind free speech laws but now we have a chance to deport him. You see Liam Cullinane is an Irish immigrant living here illegally as his visa ran out two months ago, this is our chance to have him deported! To this end me and a few of the local churchgoers have founded the "Mothers and Christians Against Liam Cullinane". We have consulted with a lawyer who informs us that Liam Culinane's visa may be renewed! Only we the undersigned can stop this. Our lawyer Dr.Upton has advised us to create a petition which will be submitted to the Immigration Board demanding his visa not be renewed and his immediate expulsion from the great land of America.

We, the undersigned, demand that Liam Cullinane, the evil, terrorist, Marxist Orator be denied a renewal of his visa and that he be ejected at once from our great nation!