Frog Disgrace to UK Music

The deserved success of the superb music band Coldplay (a true symbol of UK music) is going to be stolen by a frog's childish noises. If the frog achieves number one in the charts, it will be the biggest disaster that has happened in British music history. Number one spot in the UK belongs to bands like Coldplay, Keane, Oasis, Franz Ferdinand etc. - not fictional whores such as the little stupid frog.

This frog should be rewarded nothing but manure; nothing but dissent and nothing but disharmony! Its just as bad as Malcolm Glazer destroying English football, if not worse.

Please, I urge you to sign this petition to show your opposition to the frog and spread the word round to all of your contacts, friends and family to sign this petition to show your feelings towards the frog. Thank you, god bless.