Get Dreadlocks Hannah

We, the signers of this petition, believe that Hannah Sapko should immediately and henceforth begin the process of creating dreadlocks. We think this procedure would be well advised for several reasons. The first, and most important reason, is of course that dreadlocks are awesome. The second is that Hannah has the perfect hair type for the creation of dreadlocks and therefore is the ideal candidate. We cannot think of a third reason at the moment, but those two should be enough. Get started, Hannah.