Halo 3 - The Arbiter

In 2004, to the chagrin of a small minority and the delight of many, players of the Microsoft video game, Halo, were presented with a new playable character: The Arbiter. Given a compelling back story and a whole new perspective on the Halo universe, players were transported into this Covenant Elite's body for the first time ever. Wielding his plasma sword and trusty Carbine, he cut his way deep into the hearts of many. Unfortunately, word has it that his role in Halo 3 will be diminished to the likes of a Non Playable Character or playable within the co-op mode only; we are thoroughly disappointed! The cries of a vocal minority have put a damper on the experience for the happy majority. Perhaps it was poor level design that contributed to this supposed Arbiter "hate," or perhaps his story, as of yet, is not fleshed out and identifiable enough for some. Surely these minor issues are fixable! Are these issues reason to toss him aside like baggage?! To toss him in with the jackals simply because they could use the meat?!

Oh dear Arbiter, you may bear the mark of shame, but we will not rest until we play in your name! We will not rest without your involvement in this game! Oh these rhymes have become inane! Sign now, or we shall not refrain!

I do like my Arbiter in a box,
I do like my Arbiter with a fox,
I do like my Arbiter in a house,
I do like my Arbiter with a mouse,
I do like my Arbiter here or there,
I do like my Arbiter anywhere,
I do like my Arbiter better than ham,
We do like our Arbiter, The Undersigned-we-am.