How Bro Is Too Bro?

Since raken's appointment as non-virgin (herein referred to as &) the mobile - both in its ethos and practice - has suffered horribly. We believe this is down, almsot solely, to Raken.

From mass trolling members, to pledging support to hated GKC, to being downright churlish and immature towards hard-fucking virginmobilers, to using the channel to brag about eiffel towering some ho (AW YEAH), there is not a single positive thing Raken brings to virginmobile. This is not to say Raken is not an exceptionally skilled bro, or he has not connected to IRC to the best of his abilities, it is to say he is ill-suited to talking to me.

There are any number of &s who would be far more efficient as top of the list to your right in the channel. These include Niota, Commisar, Archon, Jonathan_Brookbonk, Trace etc.

The signees of this petition hereby declare their support for the removal of Raken as & of virginmobile, to be replaced by a candidate who isn't a douche.

Sincerely,