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Also, this can be used as a favor to parent everywhere who have had a young daughter hold this female of questionable morals in high regard. Under most any circumstances, a parent would turn away their children from pornographic materials and the participants of these materials. With that being said, Paris, on national television advocating promiscuous activity with multi partners and genders. The terms "that sexy" should have no grounds in a six year old vocabulary.
All this is to ensure the public sanity, and the moral standard. If this is not met, I wish to have a grainy, green video of my having sex with my morbidly obese bi-sexual wife to be released and have international coverage of said video. Also, the legal systems and rules set out for driving while intoxicated with a suspended licence, should be reduced to a fifty dollar fine with no demerits to ones driving record.
Should these be passed, Paris should be locked into prison for life as an example to those who are living on their own terms, above the law. I for one would enjoy such freedoms as to be able to actively transport myself, my children and pets while intoxicated in a motor vehicle through the public streets without worry of retribution. But this is not to be.
So we, the people, ask that Paris be placed in a sound proof cell to prevent my form of communication through song, and that she be help in the public eye as the criminal she is. Not only will this set a positive example for those who wish to follow in her footsteps, but it may result in awareness to the topic of the American legal system being a fair and just machine, that is blind to social status and monetary worth.
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