LOL Use? Yes or No?

We, Cathal Wogan And Sarah-Louise Warren put forward this petition in order to save the embarrassment of many un-educated MSN-users. People may have noticed that there are many abbreviations used commonly on MSN. One such abbreviation is the laughable "L.O.L." or "lol" as it is aften used. This seemingly innocent abbreviation means "Laugh Out Loud". We ask every honest MSN user to lokk inside themselves and ask: "Have I ever made someone feel like they're funny when they're not? Have I used this abbreviation frivolously?" Sadly, the answer to this question is, in most cases, "Yes!" People of Earth, it is time to stamp out this MSN pestilence! Eradication of this "lol" must be swift and painless if possible, and we believe this can be helped by this petition. Mindless, almost zombie like use of this "lol" must stop! That is why we know we wish to fight The Power by getting one million signatures to our petition.