Make Sporange a Word!

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For nearly 169 years now, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary has been in publication and available for the public to buy, use, and cherish in their homes. However, some entries in the dictionary are not quite as fortunate as the others. Most words have rhymes. However, one word in particular is famous, nay, infamous, for not having a rhyme. This word, small, colorful, fruity, can no longer be without a rhyme.

We, The Undersigned, intend fully on sending this online petition to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary to try and add the word "Sporange" to said document. Sporange, which will be noted in the document as a verb, is pronounced the same way as orange, only with the -sp sound in front of it. What does it mean? To sporange is the act of creating a new word for the dictionary, so that a word that was previously without a rhyme now has a rhyme.

No longer will people be searching for words that rhyme with words such as orange or purple. If sporange is in the dictionary, no longer shall words be without rhymes. So for the sake of rhyming in children's books, songs, and poems, MAKE SPORANGE A WORD.
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Goal: 100
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26 October 2015
50. Nicole S | I support this petition
7 October 2015
49. Courtney Cg | I support this petition
8 September 2015
48. Donovan H | I support this petition
17 August 2015
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3 August 2015
46. Jack M | someone needs to learn how to spell olson! Ill teach them. (all of this said in a lisp)
30 July 2015
45. Courtney C | I support this petition
30 April 2015
44. Othin Howard | I support this petition
2 March 2015
43. Henning Hampton | 'sporange' is already in the OED as the Anglicised form of 'sporangium', a botanical term meaning a spore-generating sexual part of a plant.
19 February 2015
42. Pace Andrewn | I support this petition
18 November 2014
41. Crystalynn Cameron | I support this petition
6 September 2014
40. Haleeeeyyy Lewis | geniiious.
7 May 2014
39. Stephanie M | I support this petition
5 May 2014
38. Ellen R | go sporange!
22 March 2014
37. Melanie K | I support this petition
13 January 2014
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22 December 2013
35. John M | I support this petition
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31 October 2013
33. Jake P | !
29 July 2013
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25 June 2013
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30 May 2013
30. Jenna S | I support this petition
20 April 2013
29. John T | cool word!!
12 March 2013
28. Jorge G | I support this petition
25 November 2012
27. Chuck N | I support this petition
16 October 2012
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