No more unwanted chain-letters!

I get a million a day and they just junk up your inbox. They're for people who think a few e-mails are magic and can't sort their own life out because they only have hope in the number of people they forward e-mails too. Here comes another, it's telling me thsat chocolate solves everything, you can't put mascara on without opening your mouth, banana's are good for period pains and it's good to cry! Dear Author - bugger off. You may want to tell me that these things are true...It may be true, but it's true that some people scratch their arse, and do I send everybody an e-mail telling them so? NO! If you have something important to say, like this message for instants, or ask people if they've seen a missing person; an e-mail to send to people in your area can be useful. But do you really think that telling somebody that they'll have bad luck in their love life if they don't send a peice of junk to over 15 people in under half an hour is USEFUL?!?! I thought not. Well, if you agree, please sign this petition, but if you don't, go eat spam, aince you love it so much.