Petition to mitigate the effects of Hurricane Gustav

Louisiana Gov. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal
Louisiana National Guard Adjutant General MG Bennett C. Landreneau
U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates
Acting Secretary of the U.S. Air Force Michael B. Donley
CSAF Gen. Norton A. Schwartz
Secretary of the U.S. Navy Donald C. Winter
CNO ADM Gary Roughead
NASA Administrator Michael D. Griffin

We as Louisianans and Americans petition the above officials to use all available technologies and tactics to mitigate the damage to be caused by Hurricane Gustav, including but not limited to:

* Aircraft assets of the Louisiana Air National Guard and/or the U.S. Air Force to fly over Gustav and drop into the storm solid carbon dioxide ("dry ice") and/or task-specific chemical materials ("Dyn-o-gel") provided by the Dyn-o-mat company of Florida to absorb and dissipate the storm's moisture.

* Any satellite-based directed-energy assets of the U.S. Air Force and/or the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to alter water temperature in the Gulf of Mexico so as to "steer" Gustav away from populated areas such as New Orleans.

* Any capabilities the U.S. Navy's Alaska-based High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Project (HAARP) may have for weakening Gustav and/or steering the storm away from populated areas.

cc:
Dyn-o-mat CEO Peter Cordani
Zbigniew Brzezinski