Petitiononline.com must go!

www.petitiononline.com is used by stupid little bitches who have nothing better to do on their interwebs usage time than to make stupid petitions in an attempt to do away with things they don't like on the internet, in real life or anywhere were mummy won't give them their way.

most users of this site (YES, you) are too fugly to get up and walk around your local community, getting signatures on a fucking peice of paper that takes 10 seconds to write up, and half these people think they have some sort of real power when they use this online petition service.

to this end, Petitiononline.com must go!

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Goal

388 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

9 January 2016

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1 January 2016

387. Anon Beck | I support this petition

29 December 2015

386. Clark Lp | I support this petition

21 December 2015

385. Lol Robinson | lol Political Allegience lol IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

20 December 2015

384. Candlejack Bauer | lulz - a corruption of L.O.L. IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

16 December 2015

383. Wilfordbrimleyhh Fields | ./-". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : : ::::::||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

16 December 2015

382. Dennis Bartlett | Petitiononline.com must go! Do you liek mudkips? No

14 December 2015

381. Anonymous Dillon | I support this petition

13 December 2015

380. Fag Ward | I support this petition

13 December 2015

379. Andy Keith | В Political Allegience В IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

3 December 2015

378. Joe B | I support this petition

29 November 2015

377. Fresh Romero | DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU Political Allegience lolwut IF YOU ARE CHR

28 November 2015

376. Webster M | LOLZ DOWN WITH PETITIONING! Political Allegience Ebaumz / Urban Terrorists IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

23 November 2015

375. Combo Onetot | 1 Political Allegience 1

23 November 2015

374. Fbi B | BRB Political Allegience NAZI IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

13 November 2015

373. Yotsuba Cain | sage Political Allegience #fortune IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

10 November 2015

372. Butsex Velez | I support this petition

8 November 2015

371. Attention Rodriguez | My VAGINIA! is always itchy. Sometimes the itch spreads to my ANUS and my C UNT! I HAVE AND HUMUNGOUS BIG P USSY!!! The itchyest part is my skin between ANUS! and VAGINIA! There is also a bump on my VULVA! The itch has now spread to my CLITORIS. I am glad

2 November 2015

370. Saved Randolph | saved Political Allegience saved IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

29 October 2015

369. Anonymouse Bullock | No U Political Allegience lol wut? IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

13 October 2015

368. Sangraal Ingram | Anonymous delivers. Political Allegience Longcats IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

13 October 2015

367. Anonymous Guzman | I support this petition

11 October 2015

366. Hans G | petitiononline sucks ass. I support your cause. IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN, GTFO No Do you liek mudkips? No

8 October 2015

365. Anonymous Hahn | I support this petition

8 October 2015

364. John P | Petitiononline IS a friggin' joke, and the people who so seriously sign these petitions are naive to the point of absurdity, but I would miss it if it weren't here. It's occasionally great fun to mock the sanctimonious dweebs who believe this crap matters

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By: Debra Pope

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